Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Technobabble contest #1: 'Re'view it..Mrs.Brainy

While last few days of the college life is dragging, review of what we have done in our so-called-project hours is a billion dollar question.(But answer is so simple and straight...Well...we dont have a single unread mails in our mail box).Do ya think answering Mr.Brain and Mrs. Brainy are that easy??Nopes...I'll tell yo' why!

An excerpt from our review:
(Conversation between us and Mrs.Brainy)
She: Why is that your picture size is only 256 *256?How could it be like that if your are making use of high pass filter
We: Since the output of our filter is undecimated, its possible
She: Undecimation?? NO..Its not possible 'ere?
We: blah..blah..blah...
She: Blah...blah...blah..blah..blah...blah..blah..blah...

We:(staring at the slide for coupla minutes)Now...I could find...Its because you have not downsampled here..this is the reason
'Hecks' and 'damns' were the words I should have used while explaining, because 'no-downsampling' and undecimation are synonymous.

How the heck we know she does not know those words are synonymous?
How the heck we know she wont be able to interpret what we say(may be they mus be made to attend some preparatory classes for "how to question durin' review?" and whats the use of us busting our butts off for 3 continuous hours daily?(Ofcourse,not daily..but atleast for the last two days)
Well. thank God.. All of us underwent such a turmoil..Yo! This is not finding 'solace in others misery'. Its just a rage to escape from the tag "the most damaged team"..
But Mr.Brains questions were reasonable and answerable.
The only thing that i could learn is that there are some profs who find vicios joy in driving students crazy!!!!


Now a kind request to Mrs. Brainy: Please avoid making us look like a dumbo..
I say "no more stupid questions"..Because other batches think we are tongue-tied unable to answer your so-called-intelligent questions.

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