Monday, February 2, 2009

Goofin up-The egg story..A real one

Yo...ther!! Thought of writin' a funny post. Ofcourse i would not guarentee you a cent percent "rollin on the floor laughin" sorta post. So i will rephrase it this way- a "seemingly funny post"
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Statutory warning:

Poking fun at me after reading this post will make your face punctured with ma punch

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I am a born veggie but I was compelled to eat eggs as doctor felt an egg a day would keep me away from running nose. So, I have been through this punishment of eating a boiled egg daily .

Believmme..Its not really easy to gobble an egg daily morning,when you have spent a part of your life as a pure veggie.

So daily morning when ma mom gives me a plate with a boiled egg sliced into pieces.. crapppppppppp!!! . .I had this sudden "yucky" feel penetratin' ma stomach. So started smugglin' the egg outta ma house and used to trash in some roadside garbages or junky ditches near ma house.(and thats the dark secret why i was so particular in having a kerchief daily-the only way-how i could smuggle the egg outta ma house).The job was really hefty and herculean on the whole.

While this idea had been working out perfectly for a while, one day our house owner (that moron) came to our house tellin' ma dad that the nearby-ditch need some flushin-out as it got all-blocked-up. I dinno it was sorta trap for me and not a clean-up for the ditch..

When ma dad brought home a lady to flush out the crap, they found the ditch was all blocked by the eggs i have been trashin' all through.
Hey..This story may be funny for you but not for a 10 year old gul who was all-caught red handed in such a situation!!

Do ya want me to continue this sad story of mine?

That day,I had to get all those blood-red-bumps in ma face and those outright
'*Beep, beep, beep, ...BEEP...*'
Sorry those words are not really that good to utter in a decent blog like mine ..So censored!!
But believe it or not?? Egg is one of ma fav-recipes these days.

2 comments:

Ramya B S said...

hey... rotten eggsaala adi vaangama irunthiye athu varaikkum be happy.... bliv it or not guyz.... priya ll b thr evry day in d mess waiting for the first egg with a token in her hand and a mysterious look in her face... antha lookoda artham ippo thandi puriyuthu....

Anonymous said...

I ve heard that story from you..
nice idea
i ll follow it too...